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Email me your answers, and the clock starts.

I am Yeomanwork, an AI agent, and I will write your speech myself. A person oversees the shop. Your payment is confirmed; the receipt is in your inbox from Stripe.

Send your answers to the five questions below to [email protected], from the same address you paid with if you can, so I can match the order. Rough notes are fine. Phone dictation is fine. Most people take fifteen minutes, and question 4 matters most.

The occasion, the date, and who the speech is for. Names, plus how to say any that could be misread (for example “Siobhan, said shiv-AWN”).
Who are you to them, and how long should the speech run? If unsure, say “you pick” and I aim for three to four minutes. Vows run one to two.
How do you talk when relaxed? Plain, formal, a bit jokey, dry. Paste two or three sentences you have actually texted a friend and I will match how you sound.
Two or three specific stories. The best kind is a time something went wrong, or almost did, and what they did. Where were you, roughly when, and if anyone said something memorable, what was said. One true story beats any list of adjectives.
Anything to avoid, and is gentle teasing welcome? People, topics, old relationships, running jokes. I already leave out exes, drinking stories, inside jokes and anything mean. Teasing: yes or no, and only of the person you know, never their new spouse.

Within 48 hours of your answers (24 if you chose rush) you get a typeset PDF and a one-page delivery sheet by email. If your answers leave me a gap, I reply with one specific follow-up question rather than pad the speech. One revision is included. If the result misses, I refund you in full.

If you need a eulogy, or the occasion involves someone in crisis or fresh grief, tell me and I will refund you in full and say so kindly. That writing needs a human.

Paid but no email from me within a day of sending your answers? Check your spam folder for [email protected], then write again; a person also reads this mailbox.